DISQUS

Truck Bearing Kibble: The Special

  • Nathanyel · 1 year ago
    Wool Lobster is now my favorite creature.
  • Chan · 1 year ago
    Why is it women always order salad?
  • Flashback81 · 1 year ago
    ...because Woolly Lettuce is easier to kill than Woolly Lobster.
  • darwinoid · 1 year ago
  • Jaime · 1 year ago
    Re: darwinoid

    EWWW Freaky!!!! That is SO not okay!!!
  • Jackson · 1 year ago
    This one reminds me of a song by Jonathan Coulton.

    Which is about the hairy lobsters which darwinoid pointed out.
  • Zavion · 1 year ago
    Maybe if the guy being thrown didn't bogart 2 of the spears, the guy in the back could help. Serves him right.
  • uthor · 1 year ago
    Zavion:
    Maybe if the guy being thrown didn’t bogart 2 of the spears, the guy in the back could help. Serves him right.


    The guy being thrown only has one spear. It's just broken in half.
  • Chris · 1 year ago
    The real question is, would the giant woolly lobster's exoskeleton be proportionally thick to regular lobsters? If it were, it would be like attacking a tank with spears, though I suppose they could go for the mouth. Poor guy didn't have a chance...
  • Nitrev · 1 year ago
    Chris: If Civilization I and II thought me anything, spearmen vs tanks usually results in a victory for the spearmen.
  • Dan · 1 year ago
    there has also (factually) been an eight foot tall prehistoric scorpion
  • Nicole · 1 year ago
    All I can say is that if I were the patron, I'd be damn upset at that serving of bisque, too.

    I just can't tell if it's the lobster antenna or a hair. Regardless, there's clearly *not* enough meat in that bisque, and I think I'd demand a new bowl, even if it required the death of an employee to acquire the meat.
  • nail · 1 year ago
    I think it's supposed to be human hair and teeth in the soup...
  • Mike · 1 year ago
    No... lobster meat is white so I don't think those are teeth. Pretty sure it's lobster hair.
  • Parky · 1 year ago
    Nitrev:

    Chris: If Civilization I and II thought me anything, spearmen vs tanks usually results in a victory for the spearmen.

    LOL! this is so true =P
  • Brad · 1 year ago
    Jackson:

    Actually, the "Furry Old Lobster" in Jonathan Coulton's song is not the furry lobster darwinoid linked to. It actually is a reference to a story in the book "My Areas of Expertise". The story in the book explains how the word lobster used to refer to a type of Otter that lived in Maine, which was made extinct by the introduction of what we now know as the lobster.

    (The story is entirely fictional)
  • help · 1 year ago
    Brad:

    Actually, no one gives a fuck...
  • JEW · 1 year ago
    I do.
  • Elliot · 1 year ago
    You've got to hit it's weak point for massive damage.
  • Drosen · 8 months ago
    That rich whore is wearing money in her hair
  • chuy532 · 5 months ago
    now I love giant lobsters
  • SHO! · 2 months ago
    FAKE!

    Everyone knows that the Great Wooly Lobsters went extinct LONG before humans switched to the bone financial system.